Illustration by David Wright, 1947

Illustration by David Wright, 1947

  • me after every conversation: shit they'll never wanna talk to me again

emoij:

When you don’t understand something in class but everyone else does 

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thatfunnyblog:

willy wonka and I are one

artichokehold:

those jerks at culinary school always called me a weanie but look at me now

artichokehold:

those jerks at culinary school always called me a weanie but look at me now

  • Mom: Why are you obsessed with old men?
  • Me: Mom, he's not old, he's only like 40.